Daniel Appel- Sports Director – the most athletic, most handsome, most wealthy of the group.
Mark Myers- Food Manager – Has been known to trap small animals in his beard.
Jonathon Bartsch- Mark’s Chaperone – gained his golden voice after defeating the devil in fiddle-playing.
David Pederson- Assistant Basketball Coach – can run the 40 in 3.9.
Cole Skoog- (Skol Coog) – has the softest hands and heart in the UMAC.
Caleb Sowers- Breeds badgers and exotic cheeses.
Ryan Mitchell- Once wrestled Vladmir Putin.
Matt White- Executive bat handler.