The Team

Daniel Appel- Sports Director – the most athletic, most handsome, most wealthy of the group.

Mark Myers- Food Manager – Has been known to trap small animals in his beard.

Jonathon Bartsch- Mark’s Chaperone – gained his golden voice after defeating the devil in fiddle-playing.

David Pederson- Assistant Basketball Coach – can run the 40 in 3.9.

Cole Skoog- (Skol Coog) – has the softest hands and heart in the UMAC.

Caleb Sowers- Breeds badgers and exotic cheeses.

Ryan Mitchell- Once wrestled Vladmir Putin.

Matt White- Executive bat handler.

 

REMNANT SPORTS MVP OF THE WEEK: Will Gisler

The senior guard ripped down 16 rebounds and paired that with 17 points in the Eagles' first win of the season over Macalester.

OUR SPONSORS

%d bloggers like this: